Friday, February 27, 2009

How Do I _____?


Hello, dear readers.
I'm working on something right now and I need everyone's help.
What can you do to help?
You can help by leaving me a comment that asks how to do something.
Here's are some examples:

How do I change a flat tire?
How do I break out of prison?
How do I make a vegan quiche?

You can ask as many as you like.
Feel free to get as creative as you want.
I'm looking for simple yet creative questions.

Note: I will not be answering your question, so don't direct the question at me.

Thanks everyone,
Hunter

136 comments:

Jacks1234 said...

How do I parallel park?
How do I bleach/ style/ dye/ cut my hair?
How do I read shakespeare?
Now I have your song stuck in my head! lol

Leah said...

How do I forget?

How do I remember?

How do I forget to remember?

How do I.

the infamous maria said...
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Anonymous said...

How do I get you to answer our questions about when the 2007 EP is going to be released?

in b4 you say it was never supposed to come out on 2007 because it was. That's why Carcinogen Crush was released on November 2007 - to promote the EP.

Anonymous said...

How do I catch Bigfoot?

the infamous maria said...

Since I messed up that last one, here we go!

1. Where is my ladybug umbrella?
2. Has anyone made a life size sculpture of a president out of tape?
3. If the answer to three (3) is no, how would one go about doing this?

Ruben Santa-Cruz said...

How do I complete a backflip on flat ground and be able to land it on one foot?

11am_street said...

How did you get in prison in the first place?
Why would you want to eat a vegan quiche?
How many stars does it take to fill the universe?

Lev said...

How do I make a child?

Laura said...

How do I stop global warming?
How do I get my sister to tidy up her junk?
How do I make more space on my walls for posters?
How do I make Vegan ginger bread men that don't go deformed?
How do I travel back in time?

Amanda said...

why is ocd not cdo?
how do you answer a question?
how does one talk?
how do i type correctly?
how do i eat food?
how do i dance backwards?
how do i dance upside down?
how do i glance?
how come?
how do i get an answer?
why do i need an answer?
how do you go about being curious?

Amanda-Jayne said...

How do I go about revising for my French and German speaking exams, which are both next week?

chaoskitten said...

how do i grow taller?

how do i learn to understand Irish? (i've been doing it in school for 12 or 13 years and i can't even string a sentence together)

how do i become less geeky?

how do i learn to play guitar by myself?

how do i hide in the recording studio so i can hear the new songs? :P (thought i'd be cheeky :) )

Glass Spider Webs said...

How do I melt ice with a bobbypin?
How do I check my bank statement?
How do I figure out if my house is haunted?
How do I figure out if I am haunted?
How do I get out of a tar pit?
How do I occupy my time with out questions?
How do I spend so much money?
How do I only have $2.15 in my checking account?
How do I get the bicycle out of the tree?


http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/bike-in-tree.jpg

o_O Said bicycle.

Kat :D! said...

How do I know when to stop talking xD?

GabyBoop said...

How do I start a Coup d'état?

How do I recover from jet
lag?

How do I improve my attention span?

How do I overcome all the obstacles?

How do I do just about everything?

Anonymous said...

how do I eat a dog?

Vincent said...

how do i spell the word spell?
ho do i know it's still february?
and most important...
how do know that the next afi record is the next and will not be the current?

Courtney the Mighty said...

how do I swim in tar?

(someone please respond promptly)

JoeMama said...

Sounds like you need to visit www.howcast.com

Love that site! I even have the iPhone app for my phone.

Sabre said...

How do I dodge a giant mudpuddle when getting my horse from the paddock?

How do I understand what the heck Fyodor Dostoyevsky was talking about in 'Crime and Punishment' without learning Russian?

How do I get the cats to scratch on the scratching post and not my bed or the couch?

How do I set up a course of jumps without getting off my horse?

How do I mop the floor without trapping myself in the corner?

heart-submerged said...

How do I reach the sky?

Avalon said...

Why?

Matt said...

How do I look cool with a man purse?

The Con said...

How can I meet a celebrity?
How do I become a better guitarist?
How do I glue a shattered lightbulb back together?
How do I make my own shirt designs?

Anonymous said...

How do I become the dominant military power on my elementary school playground?

Maciej Makalowski said...

How to I not get nervous over things I can't control anyway.

Anonymous said...

How do I acquire mad ninja skillz?

How do I look when my eyes are closed?

How do I explain to my mom that the reason she's not a grandma yet is because I hate children?

How do I convince my landlord to let me have a kitty?

How do I get the best trade-in value on my car?

girlisgrey said...
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girlisgrey said...

How do I bake a chicken?

How do I milk a cow?

How do I climb a tree?

How do I tie a shoe?

How do I get my laundry to wash itself?

How do I make other people be smart?

How do I not get wet in the rain?

How do I look you in the eye?





How do I know Crash Love is real? ;)

Anonymous said...

How do I fall out of love?
How do I make him fall in love with me?
How do I manage to make such stupid mistakes?

ThisSideUp said...

How do I get over my fear of things with more than four legs?
How do I eat warm, sugary things without getting a headache?
How do I swim a length of butterfly without killing myself in the process?
How do I reconcile wanting to save the environment and using things that contribute to it's demise in everyday life?
How do I get my cat to shut up every once in a while?

EricaM said...

How do I do the splits?

How do I take a picture of my back?

How do keep from losing my gloves/socks?

Jessus said...

How do I dance well?
How do I was my back?
How do I clean a seamonkey tank?

Jessus said...

**How do I wash my back?

stacy said...

how do i clean a fish bowl?

squishy said...

how do i clean a fish bowl?

brenna! said...

How do I crash an A-list party without being kicked out?
How do I barrel roll a plane?
How do I speak Esperanto?
How do I beat the Japanese at Dance Dance Revolution?
How do I walk on water?
How do I survive a threatening situation with a moose?

Anonymous said...

How do I step on salad?

Pasta said...

How do I blog?
How do I dabble?
How do I live?
How do I ride a bike?
How do I play?

Anonymous said...

How do I fart on cheese?
How do I piss on a carrot?
How do I stop being an idiot?
How do I lick an egg yoke?

Anonymous said...

how do i find the integral of f(x)=sin[3x+3e^(x+2)]arccos[6x+3sin(x)]?

Anonymous said...

how do i find the "brown note"?

how do i make a light saber?

Haras said...

How do I live without you?
(I want to know)
How do I breathe without you?
(If you ever go)
How do I ever, ever survive?

Anonymous said...

How do I learn to snowboard without breaking my ass?

How do I talk to someone I don't know?

How do I get a tattoo without making my mom pissed?

Kristen said...

If dogs and mailmen were fighting for control of the world, who would win?

Would the bassists of this world join the battle? Which side would they join?

Why is cofffee so awesome? Would coffee join the battle?

Anonymous said...

How do I find the girl of my dreams?

How can I increase my self-efficacy about increasing my self-efficacy?

How do I decide what to do with my life?

Alex Lee said...

How do I learn about secret government organizations?

How do I make friends in a sea of hillbillies?

How do I take showers that are so hot, I literally burn?

How do I help a dog birth puppies?

How do I get white nail polish to go in even coats?

How do I the best sandwich EVER?

How do I cut paper with freaking safety scissors?

How do I become friends with a shark?

How do I make cupcakes?

How do I solve 4+4?

How do I make rootbeer?

How do I sharpen a pencil?

How do I hack into a school's computer?

How do I make porcelain dolls?

How do I get the tiny ship into the bottle?

How do I find bronze knuckles?

How do I highlight the sun?

How do I pet a stingray?

How do I listen the "Under the Sea" when it's under the flippin sea?!

How do I create sock puppets based of my best friends then give the puppets to them for Valentine's Day?

How do I use a snuggie?

How do I stab my hand with a butter knife?

How do I raise sea monkeys and make them think I am their God?

How do I relate Rocky Horror Picture Show to my everyday life... constantly?

How do I win the game?

How do I learn more about eyebrows?

How do I dislike nail files?

How do I come up with so many of these?

How do I stop here? I was only getting started...

Alex Lee said...

How do I make a give a cell a bath?

How do I make a stop motion movie?

How do I keep a tank of pet lobsters at home?

How do I hide an army of sea horses?

How do I ride my bike with a handlebar mustache?

How do I make the effiel tower out of pizza?

How do I teach Venus fly traps to sing in a choir?

How do I solve a labyrinth?

How do I slam a revolving door?

How do I find the remote?

How do I see in the dark?

How do I type with my face (jgbn nnbv m lolo)?

How do I make spaceship cookies?

How do I meditate on the dark side of the moon?

How do I dance?

How do I chew food?

How do I pass Algebra?

How do I throw up on a roller coaster and have it not land in my face?

How do I make the best Sean Connery impression EVER?

How do I watch Barney and not want to sue for sexual harassment?

How do I rake with a fork?

How do I play with a zipper?

How do I paint a bird?

How do I photograph my (so-called-imaginary) friend Casper?

How do I feed a T-Rex?

How do I remove a terrier from my pants?

How do I put lotion on the skin?

How do I find my stapler?

How do I find a rabbit hole?

How do I know Bob has bitch tits?

How do I create my own mammoth?

stelle said...

how do i get someone to give me a free meal?
how do i write backwards in a moving vehicle?

sarah jane said...
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sarah jane said...

how do i make a really really really good coffee?

how do i spell catastrophe?

how do i rise above?

how do i learn to say the alphabet backwards?

Alex Lee said...

How do I eat a frozen pear?

How do I teach a fish to swim?

How do I know if I wear too much bling?

How do I know when enough sharpie is on my little brothers face?

How do I wrap a t-shirt as a present?

How do I hold a moon beam in your hand?

How do I stop time?

How do I find a duck that will actually give me tape?

How do I learn Screaminese?

How do I eat a twig?

How do I hug a cactus?

How do I use a vacuum cleaner?

How do I know if a tattoo is temporary or not?

How do I erase the equator?

How do I make rain?

How do I read the word "Dennis"?

How do I make a tall tale short?

How do I bleach a pineapple?

How do I rap?

How do I become a ghost?

How do I leggo my eggo?

How do I become a pirate?

How do I become a ninja?

How do I become a viking?

How do I learn where babies come from?

How do I paint the town red?

How do I know when to brush my teeth?

How do I become president of the state chess club?

How do I stop an alien invasion?

How do I survive from falling of a cliff?

How do I stop an avalanche?

How do I make glow worms not glow?

How do I make invisible fruit flies?

impure0purest said...

How do I get Kevin Jonas to discard his chastity ring?

lezah said...

How do I get bored?
How do I get tired?
How do I get tired of getting bored?
How do I get bored of getting tired?
How do I do?

Anonymous said...

How do I reheat falafel without turning it into a disgusting spice-sponge?

How do I look in purple?

How do I find a more intellectually stimulating job?

How do I play guitar without destroying my fingernails?

How do I repair my car after losing a battle with a pole?

Amanda said...

How do I get a date?
How do I stop worrying about everything?

Baby, please please please tell me, how do I forget?

Connie said...

How do I freeze things with fire?
How do I grow taller?
How do I talk to strangers?
How do I make friends with musicians?
How do I start a band?

Edvinas said...

How do I find my self?
How do I fell the music?
How do I fall inlove?
How do I thinking about you?
How do I flying over the sky?
How do I kissing you every minute?

Yah, yah I'm romantic :) Thats becouse I listening AFI and Hunter :)

Anonymous said...

How do I tell the girl I love how I feel?

Katie [ShyGiirlsToo] said...

How do I write a novel?
How do I eat Chinese food without wanting left overs an hour later?
How do I learn to play bass guitar?
How can I sleep better at night?
How do I make really good baked tofu?
How do I find out what I should do with the rest of my life?
How can I fall in love?

Anonymous said...

How do I poke a toe at a lizard?
How do I squat leaning on a lemon?
How do I wear a bookmark?
How do I bathe rutabaga?
How do I cry on vinyl?

Sally, Sweden said...

How do I make a loud sound?

How do I buy a Ice Cream?

How do I win?

How do I lose?

How do I watch a movie?

chaoskitten said...

how do i get windows media player to work again on my laptop? :P

Shel said...

How do you break in Doc Martens?

lisa said...

How do I get backstage to meet AFI? (he he)
How do I clean from the couch?
How do I make lots of money and .... never leave my couch?

Racquel Valencia said...

How do I write a capital F in cursive?

How do I pronounce the word "Worcestershire"?

How do I choose which homeless person to give money to?

sadclowndisease said...

How do I get a date?
How do I bowl a perfect game?
How do I learn to dance?
How do I keep a 12 string in tune?
How do I go about getting a first tattoo?
How do I defy gravity?

Rock on
<3Roy

Matt said...

How do you answer this question???

Sally said...

How do I know if AFI is my favourite band?

How do I find my pencil sharpener?

How do I draw a picture?

How do I know if you're the real Hunter? (I know that you're the real. haha.)

How do I start my TV?

How do I know if I'm sick?

How do I feel when I lost my parents?

How do I feel when my boyfriend kiss me at the first time?

How do I feel when he touching me?

How do I feel when he give me a hug?

How do I know if he really love me?

How do I know if I love him?

How do I know what I feeling inside?

How do I feel when I'm going to die?

That was all Hunter, Take Care!
Hope that I helped you. <3

~Sweet Caroline~ said...

How do I know for sure?
How do I know what's real?

Karlye said...

-How do I "loose" the game?
-How do I carbon-date things?
-How do I take the best picture ever taken?
-How do I make a balloon animal?
-How do I not fail my Geometry class?
-How do I find or make a mole?
-How do I travel the world in 80 days?
-How do I ride a horse without getting nervous?
-How do I shoe a horse?
-How do I get a basement horse?
-How do I have the best weekend ever?
-How do I have fun in Las Vegas while only being a minor?
-How do I get a platypus?
-How do I tame a wild zebra?
-How do I teach a polar bear to cook vegan chicken nuggets with sweet potato fries?
-How do I ride a carousel without getting dizzy?
-How do I take awesome pictures in a photo booth?

I guess I'll stop there.

Peter said...

How do I find the center of a cheese wheel?
How do I fly a plane through the sewers?
How can I avoid cars falling from the sky?
How can I try to be more than I can try to be?
How can I know what I don't?
How do I be this person?
How do know what I am real amidst this world of unreal things?
How do I know I've been taught right?

impure0purest said...

How do I make my sister listen to better music?
How do I find out when my favourite forum boards stop being mean?
How do I make my mom straighten my hair?
How do I think of more questions?

Yaz! said...

How do I get my dog to stop smacking me with her toy?

How do I avoid getting caught up in a hostage situation?

How do I get a new house to fall from the sky?

How do I prevent the loss of one sock in every pair?

How do I become BFFs with the remaining Golden Girls?

Disaster said...

How do I escape a polar bear attack?

How do I escape a lemur attack?

How do I escape a wild dog pack attack?

How do I escape from my mother's bear hugs?

Ashley said...

How do I figure out what the hell is happening on Lost?

Kaycie said...

How do I solve the meaning of life?

How do I build a stable time machine? Use the phenomenon of time dilation based on velocity in the theory of special relativity (exemplified by the twin paradox) as well as gravitational time dilation in the theory of general relativity?

Or the use of cosmic strings and black holes,wormholes and Alcubierre 'warp' drive?


What will I be reincarnated as?

Will I be reincarnated?

Is there such a thing as reincarnation?

The Void Remains said...

How do I solve Fermat's Last Theorem?

How do I convince anyone that this is interesting?

Sukita said...

How do I figure out how to do a quadratic equation?

How do I make money in two seconds?

How do people get straight A's at my school?

How do I figure out the answer to life?

How do I learn to sing well?

RosesAreBlue said...

How do I fix a car?

How do I learn to speak Martian?

How do I flood a bathroom without water?

How do I come up with a creative question?

matt said...

how do ichange my pants?
how do i take a pic. with a digital camera?
how do i use someone [i]elses[/i] camera?
how do i make my brother stop bothering me?
how do i NOT round-house kick him chuck norris-style?
how do i stop rambling about nothing?

Malpracticed.Dekay xo said...

How do I catch a wild zebra, tame it and ride it around my back yard?

And

How do I get you answer my question? Pffhhht.

nox said...

How do I find inspiration?

How do I figure out who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

How do I learn to think on the spot?

SeanLinnae said...

How do I find good vegetarian soups?

Thebeginningandtheend said...

How do I shot web?

How do I peanut butter jelly?

How do I purr?

Anonymous said...

How do... I not fall out of my bunk bed?

Gillian said...

How do I dance without looking like I'm mentally challenged?
How do I convince my overprotective parents to let me see A.F.I. when they go on tour?
How do I come up with better "How do I..." questions?
How do I learn to ride a skateboard without getting made fun of by all the skaters at my school?
How do I get my parents to guy me a drumset?

CM Tustan said...

How do I Tranquil a Mammoth?

Anonymous said...

How do I shot web?

Geo_Seven said...

How do I live for death?
How do I die to live?
How do I forget?
How do I escape the eventual?
How do I feel?
How do I breath in sorrow?
How do I find my way out?
How do I ask for help?
How do I peacefully resort to violence?
How do I ask an intelligent question?
How do I go back to the 80's
How do I live knowing what I know?
How do I change the world?
How do I destroy the world?
How do I save the people I want to die?
How do I save myself from a suicide?
How do I sew open a flag?
How do I change the disc in my lighter?
How do I know why the caged bird sings?
How do I hear the word of God?

MidnightEyes said...

How do I use mustard to achieve world peace?

Jessus said...

How do I get more than 10 followers on my blog?

Nephilista said...

How do I raise the dead?
How do I open my heart?
How do I get the crowd in my head to shut up, or not even start?

;>

StefanieEbling said...

how do i go about creating more space on an over filled bullitine board...ithout removing anything?

pikklesarehott said...

How do you Jane Fonda? >.<

How do I drink flat root beer?

How do I drink flat pepsi?

How do I sing two songs at once?

How do I listen to two songs at once and not get confused?

crissyDF said...

How do I convince my sister that I can make room for a pet bunny?

PoisonHeartsNeverChange said...

How do I do an axel(in figure skating)?
How do I fake sick?
How do I get people to read my blog?
How do I polish shoes?
How do I change the format of videos on my computer?
How do I make money when I'm not old enough to get a job?
How do I erase my clipboard on Microsoft Word?
How do I know what jumpdrive to buy?
How do I pick a name for my daughter?
How do I learn to speak Swahili?
How do I amputate my hand without a doctor?
How do I make Hunter Burgan happy?
How do I pronounce "ornery"?
How do I learn every word in the english language?
How do I think of more questions to ask?
How do I commit a murder?
How do I commit suicide?
How do I actually get away with commiting murder?
How do I get a million songs on my iPod for free?
How do I run away without hurting my parents feelings?
How do I know when it's time to get my figureskates' blades sharpened?
How do I dye my hair so slightly my parents won't notice?
How do I make friends?
How do i give a good massage?
How do I dress like Hannah Montana?
How do I dress like Jade Puget?
How do I get AFI to come to my house?
How do I find out why my computer won't make sound?
How do I paint my toenails?
How do I give myself a french manicure?
How do I convert to Mormonism?
How do I get people to stop making fun of me?
How do I write a good novel?
How do I make my parents stop being dissapointed in me?
How do I clean a soda stain out of the carpet?
How do I become a good singer?
How do I find out what these cords unplugged behind my computer do?
How do I rent a movie?
How do I learn to type without looking at the keyboard?
How do I learn to play the guitar?
How do I learn to read music?
How do I make spaghetti?
How do I become vegan?
How do I make a friend?
How do I impress people with my skateboarding skills?
How do i showoff without looking like I'm showing off?
How do forget my name?
How do I prevent cancer?
How do I find something better to do?
How do I overcome boredom?
How do I get a membership to the YMCA?
How do I convert people to Christianity?
How do I fix a hole in the wall?
How do I become a black belt?
How do I dance well?
How do I send a text message?
How do I use a credit card?
How do I choose a cabbage?
How do I know if milk has gone bad?
How do I get a date?
How do I scare people?
How do I become a sellout?
How do I anger my principal?

PoisonHeartsNeverChange said...

How do I cherish virtue?
How do I bake bread?
How do I tie someone up?
How do I smother someones screams?
How do I get the cell phone number of a celebrity?
How do I cancel all of the retarded shows on TV?
How do I pick my nose?
How do I turn on a water faucet?
How do I unclog a drain?
How do I get a six-pack?
How do I get a hole in one?
How do I get the plumber to wear a belt?
How do I bake a chicken?
How do I trim my hair?
How do I give myself bangs?
How do I break my arm?
How do I do a 3-turn(in figure skating)?
How do I pitch a baseball?
How do I stab someone?
How do I get a song out of my head?
How do I get in trouble?
How do I learn to swim?
How do I stay up all night?
How do I support a football team?
How do I get beatup?
How do I do a mohawk(in figure skating)?
How do I beat someone else up?
How do I buy a corsage?
How do I pick a pair of glasses?
How do I learn how to play the flute?
How do I become a rebel?
How do I meet my favorit band?
How do I pierce my own nose?
How do I slap someone?
How do I burp a baby?
How do I get the lead in a play?
How do I learn to play dodgeball?
How do I play the drums?
How do I change a diaper?
How do I punch out someones lights?
How do I chew gum without my teacher noticing?
How do I pierce my own tongue?
How do I watch a movie?
How do I master the art of subterfuge?
How do I get a good grade?
How do I speak portugese?
How do I forge a signature?
How do I pierce my ears?
How do I speak french?
How do I play volleyball?
How do I speak arabic?
How do I do a mazurka(in figure skating)?
How do I write an essay?
How do I write a research paper?
How do I cite sources in MLA format?
How do I workout?
How do I pierce my lip?
How do I pass the SAT?
How do I pass the ACT?
How do I write a letter?
How do I forget the lyrics to a bad song?
How do I break a chandelier?
How do I resurrect Elvis?
How do I eat chocolate without getting fat?
How do I impress Simon Cowell?
How do I make my eye makeup look good?
How do I scalp an indian?
How do I look like JLo?
How do I identify someone's race?
How do I cite sources in Turabian Format?
How do I choose the right shade of lipstick?
How do I hide a tattoo?
How do I develop a good imagination?
How do I throw a football?
How do I get into cosmetology school?
How do I cast a spell?
How do I poke my eyes out?
How do I whiten my teeth?
How do I pluck my eyebrows?
How do I do a waltz jump(in figure skating)?
How do I join the army?
How do I ship a package?
How do I know what inssurance to buy?
How do I interview a war veteran?
How do I pack for a trip without forgetting something?
How do I play the harp?
How do I do a swizzle(in figure skating)?
How do I do back crossovers(in figure skating)?
How do I do I do forward crossovers(in figure skating)?
How do I take an art class?
How do I trim my nose hair?
How do I trim my ear hair?
How do I numb my ears?
How do I pick a good screenname?

Lissa[DF] said...

How do I keep my strange cat from licking the walls, the blankets, and other things she should not??

Kaylee said...

How do I learn who I truly am?

johnny_VIRUS said...
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johnny_VIRUS said...

How do I change a printer cartridge?

How do I get a passport?

How do I secure my wireless internet?

How do I start a riot?

Stravinskii said...

How do I can spend my time wisely?
How do I fell in love again?
How do I ask someone from the bus, to go out on a date?
How do I begin a conversation with someone on the bus?
How do I can make my hands from writing to you? haha

Cheers!

bryan said...

How do I shrink?

How do I grow?

How do I grow old?

How do I become young?

Lavapulse said...

How do I can a tree?
How do I turn my head off?
How do I breathe?
How do I survive a ninja strike?
How do I know?

Sarahface8 said...

How do I get a date?
How do you

Sarahface8 said...

How do I get a date?

Kaitlyn said...

How do I rob a bank?
How do I follow your lead?
How do I find my passion?
How do I get your attention?
How do I die?
How do I live?
How do I love?
How do I tie my shoes?

Lauren said...

How do I go about finding and renting an apartment if I do not have a good paying job?

How do I get my dream job working at a record label right out of college?

Lev said...

How do I talk some sense into Jaoquin Pheonix?

Anonymous said...

How do I become myself?

Anonymous said...

how do I hide a monkey in your dorm?
how do I lie?
How do I tell the truth?
How do I find out what this is all about?

Michelle said...

How do I shot web?

How do I live without you?

How do I type chinese characters on an american keyboard?

Samuel said...

How do I breathe when there's no air?

sooooooooosan said...

How do I break carbohydrates into their monomers?

Anonymous said...

How do you uncharge a fly pad?

Lashy said...

How do I turn into a yellow platypus with a purple bill?

How do I get my pug to stop sitting on my feet and staring at me like a maniac?

boodle014 said...

Why exactly is the Divergence Theorem so great after all?

Anonymous said...

How do I work out how to remember all the declensions in Latin?

How do I get my ex to stop being such a bitch?

How do I convert videos to iPod format?

NickBlaqk said...

How do I become myself.

sooooooooosan said...

How do I capture basement horse?

caroline said...

how do i make a mixtape?

Anonymous said...

How do I fall out of love?

How do I become vegan?

How do I come out of the closet?

How do I survive touring?

How do I repair holes in jeans?

How do I know a friend needs help?

How do I get rid of scars?

How do I mortar a brick wall?

How do I get rid of this headache without drugs?

How do I defend myself against a drunk punk?

sam_whinston@yahoo.com said...

How do I bye a Walphin?

How do I make somthing invisbale?

How do I keep Miley Cyrus from ever showing her face again?

How do I meet AFI?

How do I catch the Oklahomah Octopuss?

How do I know that were not all just living one big memorrie?

How do I play the Banjo?

How do I cook and egg without heat?

How do I get into peoples minds

How do I catch a fly with my hands?

How do I catch an elephant with my hands?

How do I hack into the millitary system?

How do I think of more things to put on here?

How do I watch a Soap Opera without dieing?

How do I listen to country/folk without dieing?

How can I convince my mom she is the worst singer ever and get her to stop?

How do I find a yeti?

How do I find out why people think randomness is so freaking hillarious? (it is tho!)

yah Im sure I will think of many more and better ones as soon as im done.

Gin said...

How do I continue to maintain my vegan lifestyle in this economy when there are very few vegan friendly markets and all of them are super yuppie and over priced?

helen099 said...

how do i find out if that was your flat tire and if you changed it all by yourself or got davey to help you?

(i MUST have that mental image-lol)

♥♥

xxxkatexxxrock said...

How do I eat a chair?

Cherol said...

How do you successfully freeze and then thaw a human being?
How do you sneak into an air show and steal an airplane?
How does a ten year old land an airplane after only one tiny training experience?
How to you bring Billie Holiday back to life?

Anonymous said...

how do i assassinate hunter burgan?

L.C. said...

Why do I have to learn about the effects of fire with seed germination for my Forensic Science Degree?

Why didn't I buy a ticket to see the reformation of Hunters & Collectors and Midnight Oil?

Why is the new ACDC album so bland?

MusicLover~3~ said...

How do I get my best friend to stop harrassing me because Jade Puget isn't my fave in AFI?

MusicLover~3~ said...

how do I make Adam Lambert more sucsessfull than Kris Allen?
They're both good, Adam just has a cooler parsona & vibe.

MusicLover~3~ said...

How do I get my friends to stop thinking I'm obbsessed with AFI & Coldplay? (because I'm the only person in my class who HATES Miley Cyrus & the Joe Bros!!!!)

MusicLover~3~ said...

How do i get a song out of my head?

Lily♥ said...

How do I keep my bed from shrinking?

(this is serious... it really does shrink or it at least seems to...)