Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Questions for myself

Q:

1. Why I am I wearing a fake beard and glasses right now?

2. Why are my legs incredibly sore?

3. Why did take me 5 years to edit the Hunter Revenge - "Do U Want 2 Know?" video?

4. Why does the dark purple passion fruit have traces of cyanide in its skin?

5. If diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are man's best friend, is David Bowies' 1974 release, Diamond Dogs, an attempt to appeal to both men and girls?



A (for me, from myself):

1. I must be trying on a costume for something I'm filming next week. That's the only sense I can make of it.

2. It must be delayed onset muscle soreness. I went hiking on Sunday.

3. Three of those years I didn't have the footage, and the other two years were before the three. Did that make sense? It did to me.

4. Mother nature is telling us to die.

5. Yes. David recognized that men and girls need more opportunities to bond over common interests.

48 comments:

YazFace said...

Question 5 made me smile and Question 4 kind of scared me.

leongyiting said...

LOL @ ANSWER #4.
Greatest post, ever, Hunter.

xoxo

dannydunlop said...

What is it that you are filming?

Or are we not allowed to ask questions? Can we answer them?

Film an interview with yourself.

Rock on
<3Roy

Buuni said...
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Buuni said...

As for the odds of dying, did you know that eighty percent of statistics are made up on the spot?

The video made me smile. Haha, the scene in the field was made of wow.

Some great acting by the can-- I think it has a future career.

=]

Karlye said...

Answer Number 4 is fantastic, it scared me at first then I just burst out laughing.

And in regards to the hiking, how was it? See any moose?

Cherol said...

What kind of beard is it?
Are you wearing mutton chops as well?
I hope so.

catheeannamolly said...

That was amazing.

shyblueeyedgirl said...

Hehe..
You are funny..
I love you Hunter...

Stix said...

Haha =]

Toby said...

But you still didn't answer my question. Are you God? And if so, why are you spamming your blog?

angelic_cries said...

Hahaha fantastic.
Mother nature wants us to die, oh no!
=/


*awaits whatever your filming*

JoeMama said...

You are an odd, odd man. But I wouldn't have you any other way.

Miseria said...

I feel very enlightened now. haha Thank you for that, Hunter.

ciel said...

Question ( from me to myself):
Why did I just choke on green tea?

Answer from me (to myself):
Probably because this post was hilarious.

You should do some stand-up comedy and film it, or something.
xo

aras said...

So many links! :)

Haras said...

Is the beard an amish-type one like the one in the picture you linked? Amish beards are so strange looking.

ninja, please said...

my favorite was the "American Hunter Leg Adapter Kit For 225 Pound Poly Barrel Feeder"
whatever the fuck that means.

Straight To Hell said...

Haha, great stuff.

Kaarlieaux said...

So so so so so many links...

What up witcha? said...

Bahahaha. I've never answered my on questions before. I'll have to try it some time...I scream it out in public..Then old ladies will look at me weird. WHOOP.

Sarizzle said...

Damn, Hunter, you could have recycled the can from 'Do U Want 2 Know?'.

Mr. Heater said...

HAH, that made me laugh. Totally made my day, man.

Now I'm going to pop Diamond Dogs onto my turn table... This ain't rock n roll this is genocide..

JXH

Tracy said...

I didn't know that about purple passion fruit! that's hilarious. I did know that the more banana's you eat, the more appealing you are to a mosquito...

And any mention of Bowie always catches my eye ;)

Ashleigh said...

Answer 3 makes me think of a reverse paradox. How it relates to prison pen pals, I'm yet to figure out.

Odds of dying = awesome.

punk in writing said...

Hunter, you rule.

Keep the posts coming!

I wrote a cute little skit on why I want you to post more blogs, but it ended up sounding like a fangirl with an addiction to sucking up, so I deleted it. Now it just looks as if I'm trying too hard. Oh well.

Good luck with the filming!

propelwave said...

haha i liked Q.& A. 2 #'s 4 and 5! hunter this is an awsome post!!

Sabine said...

you're a real man, couldn't you grow your own beard, silly?

Ritz Control said...

prison penpals?

pirate said...

:O

Dark Flame said...

hunter your questions make me laugh tanks xoxo

afireinside said...

hmmm I never even thought about that with Diamond Dogs. I suppose I'm just thick haha.
great beard by the way, I hope it suits.

The passionfruit will kill us all.

xx.
Charlie.

Manuel said...

hey!

are u planning to keep selling hunter's revenge albums???

i wanted to buy some merch but its out of stock... :D

TheWhiteRooms said...

Question 4 scared me a little...

Amarantos Everlasting said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.
I love you, you sooo (That's three o's) made my morning today. I want to hug you.


Yes, Mother Nature wants us to die...'cause we were killing her first.

Boy's Not Grey said...

wow i love u and we barely know each other

awokennightmare said...

Oh my. Like the vid by the way.


You should print more CDs too.

Obsolete said...

you're awesome!! hahahaha!

Andrea Alonzo said...

jajjaa
i love the 5..!
jejee
diamond dogs...one of my favourites..!

Caitie Clandestine said...

HAHA I like number 5 :D xxx ♥

Fluffo said...

Number 4's answer made my life so much happier than it is; I'll attribute it to my current intake of Passionfruit juice.

Scene Queen said...

HAHA wow Hunter you are amazing :D
<3

pirate said...

Did you die?
Come back!

What up witcha? said...

We miss you HUNTER! COME BACK PLEASE! :]




xxxSarahxxx

Kristi said...

I miss your blogging. You should tell us something fun.

Over Exposure said...

a link to prison pen pals...
u have me a little worried

=/

caffaaaay! said...

DUDE. What's with this disappearing act?

We're all missing you, cool cat. Come baaack (:

Hugs and kool aid.

Kayleigh Puget said...

Hunter you're super fresh and everything, but seriously, what was this!? Hahaa, oh I've missed you sooo much! Keep making posts like this; they're better than Jade's :)