Q:
1. Why I am I wearing a fake beard and glasses right now?
2. Why are my legs incredibly sore?
3. Why did take me 5 years to edit the Hunter Revenge - "Do U Want 2 Know?" video?
4. Why does the dark purple passion fruit have traces of cyanide in its skin?
5. If diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are man's best friend, is David Bowies' 1974 release, Diamond Dogs, an attempt to appeal to both men and girls?
A (for me, from myself):
1. I must be trying on a costume for something I'm filming next week. That's the only sense I can make of it.
2. It must be delayed onset muscle soreness. I went hiking on Sunday.
3. Three of those years I didn't have the footage, and the other two years were before the three. Did that make sense? It did to me.
4. Mother nature is telling us to die.
5. Yes. David recognized that men and girls need more opportunities to bond over common interests.
Question 5 made me smile and Question 4 kind of scared me.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ ANSWER #4.
ReplyDeleteGreatest post, ever, Hunter.
xoxo
What is it that you are filming?
ReplyDeleteOr are we not allowed to ask questions? Can we answer them?
Film an interview with yourself.
Rock on
<3Roy
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ReplyDeleteAs for the odds of dying, did you know that eighty percent of statistics are made up on the spot?
ReplyDeleteThe video made me smile. Haha, the scene in the field was made of wow.
Some great acting by the can-- I think it has a future career.
=]
Answer Number 4 is fantastic, it scared me at first then I just burst out laughing.
ReplyDeleteAnd in regards to the hiking, how was it? See any moose?
What kind of beard is it?
ReplyDeleteAre you wearing mutton chops as well?
I hope so.
That was amazing.
ReplyDeleteHehe..
ReplyDeleteYou are funny..
I love you Hunter...
Haha =]
ReplyDeleteBut you still didn't answer my question. Are you God? And if so, why are you spamming your blog?
ReplyDeleteHahaha fantastic.
ReplyDeleteMother nature wants us to die, oh no!
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*awaits whatever your filming*
You are an odd, odd man. But I wouldn't have you any other way.
ReplyDeleteI feel very enlightened now. haha Thank you for that, Hunter.
ReplyDeleteQuestion ( from me to myself):
ReplyDeleteWhy did I just choke on green tea?
Answer from me (to myself):
Probably because this post was hilarious.
You should do some stand-up comedy and film it, or something.
xo
So many links! :)
ReplyDeleteIs the beard an amish-type one like the one in the picture you linked? Amish beards are so strange looking.
ReplyDeletemy favorite was the "American Hunter Leg Adapter Kit For 225 Pound Poly Barrel Feeder"
ReplyDeletewhatever the fuck that means.
Haha, great stuff.
ReplyDeleteSo so so so so many links...
ReplyDeleteBahahaha. I've never answered my on questions before. I'll have to try it some time...I scream it out in public..Then old ladies will look at me weird. WHOOP.
ReplyDeleteDamn, Hunter, you could have recycled the can from 'Do U Want 2 Know?'.
ReplyDeleteHAH, that made me laugh. Totally made my day, man.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm going to pop Diamond Dogs onto my turn table... This ain't rock n roll this is genocide..
JXH
I didn't know that about purple passion fruit! that's hilarious. I did know that the more banana's you eat, the more appealing you are to a mosquito...
ReplyDeleteAnd any mention of Bowie always catches my eye ;)
Answer 3 makes me think of a reverse paradox. How it relates to prison pen pals, I'm yet to figure out.
ReplyDeleteOdds of dying = awesome.
Hunter, you rule.
ReplyDeleteKeep the posts coming!
I wrote a cute little skit on why I want you to post more blogs, but it ended up sounding like a fangirl with an addiction to sucking up, so I deleted it. Now it just looks as if I'm trying too hard. Oh well.
Good luck with the filming!
haha i liked Q.& A. 2 #'s 4 and 5! hunter this is an awsome post!!
ReplyDeleteyou're a real man, couldn't you grow your own beard, silly?
ReplyDeleteprison penpals?
ReplyDeletehunter your questions make me laugh tanks xoxo
ReplyDeletehmmm I never even thought about that with Diamond Dogs. I suppose I'm just thick haha.
ReplyDeletegreat beard by the way, I hope it suits.
The passionfruit will kill us all.
xx.
Charlie.
hey!
ReplyDeleteare u planning to keep selling hunter's revenge albums???
i wanted to buy some merch but its out of stock... :D
Question 4 scared me a little...
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteI love you, you sooo (That's three o's) made my morning today. I want to hug you.
Yes, Mother Nature wants us to die...'cause we were killing her first.
wow i love u and we barely know each other
ReplyDeleteOh my. Like the vid by the way.
ReplyDeleteYou should print more CDs too.
you're awesome!! hahahaha!
ReplyDeletejajjaa
ReplyDeletei love the 5..!
jejee
diamond dogs...one of my favourites..!
HAHA I like number 5 :D xxx ♥
ReplyDeleteNumber 4's answer made my life so much happier than it is; I'll attribute it to my current intake of Passionfruit juice.
ReplyDeleteHAHA wow Hunter you are amazing :D
ReplyDelete<3
Did you die?
ReplyDeleteCome back!
We miss you HUNTER! COME BACK PLEASE! :]
ReplyDeletexxxSarahxxx
I miss your blogging. You should tell us something fun.
ReplyDeletea link to prison pen pals...
ReplyDeleteu have me a little worried
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DUDE. What's with this disappearing act?
ReplyDeleteWe're all missing you, cool cat. Come baaack (:
Hugs and kool aid.
Hunter you're super fresh and everything, but seriously, what was this!? Hahaa, oh I've missed you sooo much! Keep making posts like this; they're better than Jade's :)
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